Day 2: You Can’t Fuck With Aria, They Didn’t Program That Into The Game

Someone may have been slacking on….everything… to play Star Wars.

[13:34] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Why hello there, Darth Bell.

[13:34] <Southpaw> I sense a disturbance in the Force

[13:34] <Southpaw> LOLOLOL

[13:34] <DesertBell> It’s me, playing am until 6

[13:34] <DesertBell> until 6 am. damn. It’s like I think I’m yoda all the sudden

[13:34] <Southpaw> And speaking like Yoda, hmm

[13:34] <Southpaw> DAMMIT

[13:34] <DesertBell> NINJA POWER.

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Seren-y-gogledd is playing a different ME2 run in which she’s apparently going to romance Jacob.

[13:42] <DesertBell> Do we want to talk to Bitchy!Miranda?

[13:43] <DesertBell> Or Seren’s new boyfriend Jacob?

[13:43] <DesertBell> She looooves him. She wants to be his priiiize

[13:43] <Southpaw> gross

[13:44] <DesertBell> Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

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[13:44] <DesertBell> Guys I’m really tired so I’m probaby going to be loopy.

[13:45] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Loopy enough for festive boob armour?

[13:45] <DesertBell> BOOB ARMOR!

[13:45] <DesertBell> Or dangling asari fungus armor.

[13:45] <Southpaw> eep, sounds contagious

[13:46] <Southpaw> and possibly pus-filled

[13:46] <DesertBell> one more reason not to romance Liara.

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Someone hasn’t touched her Xbox in awhile…

[13:47] <DesertBell> My hands don’t controllers anymore.

[13:47] <DesertBell> They’re like, “WTF is this? THis is weird.

[13:49] <DesertBell> AHAHAHA Casual is too hard right now

[13:49] <DesertBell> I’m walking into walls

[13:49] <DesertBell> Note to self: No driving cars today

[13:50] <DesertBell> I just tried to use force slam. Sigh.

[13:50] <DesertBell> There is so much fail happening over here you guys don’t even know.

[13:51] <DesertBell> At Tali

[13:51] <Southpaw> Even when you’re walking into walls, you’re the fastest one

[13:52] <Southpaw> If you weren’t loopy, you’d probably have finished the mission already

[13:52] <DesertBell> Hell, the whole game.

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Deciding what to do with Veetor

[14:12] <DesertBell> Goddammit, I knew this decision would fall to me.

[14:12] <DesertBell> I can’t do it. I felt AWFUl the one time I did it and saw him at the Flotilla later

[14:13] <Southpaw> And that is why you’re a cuddly Sith

[14:13] <DesertBell> I am. My green lightsaber is a mark of shame among my people.

[14:13] <DesertBell> –veetor goes with Tali

[14:13] <Seren-y-Gogledd> It shuts Tali up faster too.

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[14:23] <Southpaw> Oh jesus why did I put her into that stupid outfit

[14:23] <DesertBell> lol what is she in?

[14:24] <DesertBell> Still in her TIM Watersport gear?

[14:24] <Southpaw> 😡

[14:24] <Southpaw> The most horrible one

[14:24] <DesertBell> Oh her CASUAL outfit

[14:24] <Southpaw> Casual horribleness

[14:24] <DesertBell> the engineer one? hehehehe

[14:25] <Southpaw> I have to change it, I have no idea why I thought I could stomach this.

[14:26] <Southpaw> It has ARM WARMERS

[14:26] <Southpaw> AUGH

[14:27] <Southpaw> SHEPARD YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAGGY IDIOT

[14:27] <Southpaw> Right, focus.

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[14:28] <DesertBell> What the hell is going on his his groinal region?

[14:29] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Whose groinal region?

[14:29] <DesertBell> Jacob’s.

[14:29] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Ask me in a few weeks

[14:29] <Southpaw> *snortle*

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[14:33] <Southpaw> Joker would like to see us?

[14:34] <DesertBell> He would?

[14:34] <Southpaw> That’s what Kelly said at least

[14:34] <DesertBell> Why are you talking to that scale itch witch?

[14:35] <Southpaw> I didn’t talk to her 😡

[14:35] <Southpaw> She won’t shut her piehole.

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Still feeling braggy about rocking Casual mode…

[14:48] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Fuck, Blood Pack.

[14:48] <Seren-y-Gogledd> BASTARD ENEMY KROGAN

[14:48] <Southpaw> Aieee

[14:48] <Southpaw> *runs screaming*

[14:49] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Oh yeah, I’m on Normal

[14:49]    * Seren-y-Gogledd grins

[14:49] <Southpaw> 😡

[14:49] <DesertBell> Yeah, I don’t know what you guys are talking about, that fight’s over in like two seconds.

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Talking to Aria, watching the Asari stripper in the background

[14:49] <Southpaw> That stripper’s shoulder is creeping me out

[14:51] <DesertBell> The stripper is freaking me out too

[14:52] <DesertBell> Hell, ass

[14:52] <DesertBell> HellO ass lol

[14:52] <DesertBell> Not hell ass

[14:52] <Southpaw> I like Hell, ass better.

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[14:52] <DesertBell> Great now my daughter is imitating the stripper

[14:53] <Southpaw> VIDEO GAMES, THEY CORRUPT THEM YOUNGSTERS

[14:53] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Yeah, totally not our fault for letting them watch.

[14:53] <DesertBell> Parenting. I’m doing it wrong.

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The kid at the Merc Recruiter says, “I spent 50 credits on this pistol, I want to use it!”

[14:59] <DesertBell> 50 credits on a pistol? What does it shoot, water?

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Shepard says, “If I see any looters, I’ll kill them, too.”

[15:06] <Southpaw> Yeah, right. Because Shep never loots.

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[15:16] <Southpaw> *loots*

[15:16] <DesertBell> Now you have to kill yourself.

[15:17] <Southpaw> *BLAM*

[15:17] <DesertBell> *loots*

[15:18] <Southpaw> Probably no use playing the logs, or..?

[15:18] <Seren-y-Gogledd> I’m not

[15:18] <Southpaw> Looting?

[15:18] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Playing the logs. Hell yes, I’m looting.

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The problem with playing while the kids are awake…

[15:17] <DesertBell> LMAO “Why do you have two faces on your butt?

[15:17] <Southpaw> HAHAHA

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Talking to the refugees in the Omega slums

[15:23] <DesertBell> These people don’t have a toilet

[15:24] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Maybe the toilet is hidden behind a false wall for decency?

[15:24] <DesertBell> Start with the refugees tomorrow?

[15:25] <DesertBell> Maybe they pee in the sink

[15:25] <DesertBell> Creative use of the garbage disposal… Ew

[15:25] <Southpaw> EWW

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