Day 12: Tastes Like Chicken
[13:40] <Seren-y-Gogledd> So, I caught some romance-related ME3 spoilers today
[13:40] <DesertBell> SHHHHH
[13:40] * Seren-y-Gogledd will not say anything though
[13:40] <DesertBell> The internet is getting to be like a landmine. A spoilery landmine
[13:40] <DesertBell> Will they make me sad? DON’T TELL ME.
[13:40] <DesertBell> But will they?
[13:40] <Southpaw> LALALALALA can’t hear youuuuuuu
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[13:41] <DesertBell> Don’t care about new LIs.
[13:41] <DesertBell> I only have a heart for one biotic.
[13:43] <Seren-y-Gogledd> One biotic and one assassin, you mean
[13:43] <DesertBell> Yeah well if I had to choose, it would not be a difficult choice
[13:44] <Southpaw> Sorry, Thane, you’re just a way to pass the time once we get Kaidan back
[13:44] <DesertBell> Because DAT NECKFRILL.
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Shaman Urdnot says “Excellent” in such a way that he sounds like Jafar from Aladdin:
[13:45] <Southpaw> Eeeeexcellent made me lol
[13:45] <DesertBell> EEGGGGCEL
[13:45] <DesertBell> damn.
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Still getting grief for playing on casual:
[13:46] <DesertBell> Grunt and?
[13:47] <Southpaw> Dice says Mordin
[13:47] <Southpaw> Interesting, dice. Interesting
[13:47] <DesertBell> Okay. DON’T MAKE ME REGRET THIS, DICE.
[13:48] <Southpaw> Regret? On casual?
[13:48] <DesertBell> Shuttup
[13:48] <Southpaw> You could go in solo and live to tell the tale
[13:48] <DesertBell> SHUTTUP
[13:48] <Southpaw> Is the truth
[13:49] <DesertBell> I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. I CAN ALWAYS GO VISIT KAIDAN IN ME3 DEMO.
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[13:55] <DesertBell> Mordin’s all, “NOT DIFFICULT”
[13:55] <DesertBell> And I’m like, “You too, Mordin? SHUT IT.”
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[14:00] <DesertBell> :I
[14:01] <DesertBell> I’m not saying I just died, but I’m not saying I didn’t either
[14:01] <Southpaw> ..
[14:01] <Southpaw> ……
[14:01] <Southpaw> !?!
[14:01] <Southpaw> dude
[14:01] <Southpaw> duuuuude.
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[14:08] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Didn’t die, but I used a fuckton of medigel
[14:08] <DesertBell> I believe “Fuckton” is actually the appropriate unit of measure when it comes to medigel.
[14:09] <Southpaw> oh dear
[14:09] <DesertBell> In ME3 I’ma have ALL the medigel.
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[13:50] <DesertBell> So… I don’t understand why the alliance didn’t just manufacture a shitton of Cains. That sucker takes out the human reaper in 2 shots.
[13:50] <Southpaw> Haahahha
[13:50] <Southpaw> Cains and thresher maws, what else do you need.
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[14:19] <DesertBell> AHAHA Just punched the Pyjack
[14:19] <DesertBell> That’s not a euphamism
[14:19] <DesertBell> although if it was it’d be a darn good one.
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[14:28] <DesertBell> Grunt just said “Nothing can hurt me!”
[14:28] <DesertBell> So his “rocket to the face” strategy suddenly makes a lot more sense.
[14:29] <DesertBell> He’s not suicidal he’s just not smart.
[14:30] <Seren-y-Gogledd> He’s a krogan. They have at least two of everything.
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[14:29] <Southpaw> Apparently I’m doing the not shooting thing right now
[14:30] <Southpaw> *casually punches a varren*
[14:31] <Southpaw> But apparently punchng krogan is still a bad idea
[14:31] <Southpaw> Also typing while fighting
[14:32] <Southpaw> HAHAHA died
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[14:31] <DesertBell> LOLOL
[14:31] <DesertBell> I almost died right now because I was laughing so hard
[14:31] <DesertBell> A bloodpack pyro was shooting flames at me and Shepard says…
[14:31] <DesertBell> “Taking heavy fire”
[14:31] <DesertBell> LOLOL
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After exploding some long-winded krogans:
[14:44] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Mmm, roasted krogan.
[14:45] <DesertBell> Tastes like chicken
[14:45] <Southpaw> om nom
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Pawsy’s psychopathic dice picked the renegade path when talking to the sick krogan scout- the result caused this reaction:
[15:03] <Southpaw> :O
[15:03] <Southpaw> OMG
[15:03] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Shit.
[15:03] <DesertBell> :O
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Getting sent to the Collector ship:
[15:46] <Southpaw> TIM wants to speak to us
[15:47] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Heh, the Shaman will piss on our graves.
[15:48] <Southpaw> He’s such a sweetie
[15:49] <Seren-y-Gogledd> I hope you mean Shaman
[15:49] <Seren-y-Gogledd> TIM is not a sweetie.
[15:49] <Southpaw> Yes, Shaman, TIM is a dickweasel
[15:49] <DesertBell> No he HAS dickweasels.
[15:49] <DesertBell> WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
[15:49] <Southpaw> Same difference
[15:50] <Seren-y-Gogledd> He’s had them so long he became one
[15:50] <DesertBell> Dickweasels are a serious problem that effect millions.
[15:50] <DesertBell> Well, not actually MILLIONS
[15:50] <DesertBell> More like, you know, one guy.
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[15:51] <DesertBell> I have Admiral Akbar SCREAMING in my head right now
[15:51] <DesertBell> IT’S A TRAP!
[15:51] <DesertBell> –how’d you hear about this?
Tim tells us some thin tale about a Turian distress signal.
[15:51] <DesertBell> LIAAAAR
[15:51] <DesertBell> LIAR LIAR WEASELPANTS ON FIRE
[15:52] <Southpaw> lol
[15:52] <Southpaw> I’m getting them giggles
[15:52] <DesertBell> IT’S A TRAP.
[15:52] <DesertBell> Traaaaap
[15:53] <DesertBell> Trappy trappy trap trap trap.
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The moment Desertbell stopped caring if it was a trap:
[15:53] <DesertBell> Where is Wrex when you need him? He always knew when something was a – OMG I can have a sniper rifle after this mission
[15:54] * DesertBell does a happy sniper-rifle-and-cain dance
[15:54] <Southpaw> Dude, you shouldn’t be allowed to use Cain
[15:54] <Southpaw> You’re fast enough as is
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EDI tells us that it was a trap:
[16:13] <DesertBell> I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS A TRAP EDI
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[16:20] <DesertBell> These conversation hearts taste like cheap perfume and I still can’t stop eating them
[16:20] <DesertBell> WHY.
[16:20] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Because candy?
[16:20] <Southpaw> 😀
[16:20] <DesertBell> Oh, yeah, there’s that.
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[16:29] <Southpaw> Hello, praetorian
[16:30] <DesertBell> OH FUCK PRAETORIAN
[16:30] <Southpaw> Hello, death
[16:30] <Southpaw> No dickpunching the praetorian
[16:31] <Southpaw> I didn’t really but still, got too close to it
[16:31] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Fuck, dead
[16:31] <DesertBell> Holy shit I just derped right into it
[16:31] <DesertBell> I was like “Dur de dur dur OH SHIT”
[16:32] <DesertBell> I was close enough to kiss it for crying out loud.
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[16:54] <Southpaw> I want to punch TIM in his lying whore mouth.
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Jacob thinks we should go after the Reaper IFF RIGHT NOW- but of course it’s our call.
[17:00] <DesertBell> Yes, Jacob, it IS My call. Stop fucking arguing with me.
[17:01] <Southpaw> Or you’ll go into the vents
[17:01] <DesertBell> It’s practically a suicide mission! He volunteers!
[17:02] <Southpaw> Good riddance.
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[17:03] <DesertBell> Poor Han Olar.
[17:03] <DesertBell> I can’t think of him without thinking “They Came From OVer There” and then cracking up
[17:04] <Seren-y-Gogledd> When he’s out of therapy, he’ll write B-movies
[17:04] <Seren-y-Gogledd> That’ll be his first one.
[17:05] <DesertBell> The sequel: “They Say A Lot of Things”
[17:05] <Southpaw> Shadow of the Codpurse
[17:05] <DesertBell> I’ll stand in that shadow ALL DAY LONG
[17:06] <Southpaw> I bet.
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